May 14, 2008
Some editors are failed writers, but then, so are most writers.-- T. S. Eliot
Unfortunately, this blogger is also one.
-- Nathan of Brainfertilizer Fame
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September 04, 2007
From the last time:
I once thought I was schizophrenic, but something inside me said that was crazy.
I once thought I was paranoid, but later realized I was probably overreacting.
I once thought I might be a kleptomaniac. I have no idea where I picked that idea up from.
Your Turn:
I used to be indecisive, but now.....oh hell, I don't know, maybe, maybe not.posted by Sharp as a Marble on December 10, 2004 11:05 AM
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I used to have suicidal tendacies. I could just kill myself for thinking that way.
I used to think I was sick all the time, turned out to be hypochondria. See there? I KNEW there had to be SOMETHING!
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I once thought I had Attention Deficiency Dis...HEY! Is that a platypus?
posted by Sharp as a Marble on December 10, 2004 11:52 AM
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I once thought I was getting forgetful, but I wasn't.
posted by Sharp as a Marble on December 10, 2004 11:53 AM
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I once thought I was getting forgetful, but I wasn't
posted by Sharp as a Marble on December 10, 2004 11:54 AM
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I once thought I had delusions of grandeur, but then I thought, "ME!? Have delusions of grandeur? How absurd!"
posted by McGehee on December 12, 2004 05:34 AM
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(Minor variation of the last one):
I used to be afraid I came across as too self-absorbed. What do you think, do I seem that way to you?posted by Nathan on December 12, 2004 06:54 AM
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I used to procrastinate, but I never got around to doing anything about it.
posted by JAB on December 12, 2004 06:08 PM
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"Are you always right?"
"Well, I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken."
posted by Chrees on December 13, 2004 11:31 AM
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I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV
posted by Jeremy on December 14, 2004 09:39 AM
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I never use to be able to finish things, but now I
posted by HailToTheKing on June 15, 2005 06:46 AM
What can you come up with this time?
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August 28, 2007
Tuesday: the Second Monday of the week.
---Nathan of Brainfertilizer Fame
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August 23, 2007
She wants the Mexican government to protect Mexicans who illegally move to the US and commit Social Security fraud.
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August 22, 2007
A car is no more destructive to the environment than a couple of farting moose.
Wisdom from Bob Krum.
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August 08, 2007
Check out a "Shotgun Divorce".
Man, I wish I'd thought of that when it was current...
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July 16, 2007
The more I understand women, the more I think that better pension plans would lead to more widows.
If that's overly cynical, I guess I'm just overly cynical.
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June 25, 2007
"A pat on the back from a co-worker is just reconnaissance for the knife to come."
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May 08, 2007
The U.S. might still be the 500-lb gorilla on the economic block...but China is the 400-lb gorilla lifting weights and drinking protein shakes.
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June 21, 2005
Here's the other side of the issue:
The pen is mightier than the sword. The sword merely destroys life. The pen destroys reputation, but preserves life to increase the suffering.Read More "Pithy, but Trite" »
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The pen may be mightier than the sword...but I'd rather have a gun, myself.--Brain Fertilizer Read More "Hierarchy of Power?" »
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May 26, 2005
Please understand this:
It's not hypocrisy if you say others shouldn't do something you used to do. That's just passing on the benefit of your experience and wisdom borne of pain. It's only hypocrisy if you say others can't do it, but you lie about having done it yourself...or are still doing it (i.e., drugs, taking bribes, extramarital sex, etc).
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May 05, 2005
The half-life of a woman's beauty is a base-ten system. Her attractiveness will be halved by the addition of 10 pounds, the advance of 10 years, or the removal of 10 inches of hair.
The absolute limit of a man's attractiveness is a base-two system. As soon as he says two specific words, the love his chosen mate has for him is replaced with hate, derision, and disdain:
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May 03, 2005
Plainly speaking*, Time is on the side of the unattractive woman.
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March 23, 2005
There's no one who complains so bitterly about the unfairness of life as a liberal who actually got what he wanted.*
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March 10, 2005
It's becoming more clear to me that the reason so many liberals are "elitists" is its the best way they can pretend they actually are "elite".
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March 03, 2005
Some people are born great; some people become great; some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some incompetent fools catch the favor of someone with power and ride coattails to significantly high levels...to everyone's dismay and detriment.
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February 28, 2005
Do not curse the Ex-Girlfriend. For without the recently-spurned woman, how would there be inexpensively-priced guitar gear in the pawn shop?
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February 24, 2005
Democrats: the the eristic party.
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February 22, 2005
The people who complain the loudest about the horrible state of America are usually those most insulated, by position and wealth, from the supposed catastrophes.
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February 08, 2005
The Democrats' biggest mistake in the 2004 Election was in allowing and/or encouraging politicians to unofficially begin their candidacy in late 2001 and early 2002.
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February 07, 2005
The difference between a token and model is whether you want more of them or not.*
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December 28, 2004
I had just purchased a brand-new set of maps, too...
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December 17, 2004
"Arguments about Belief Systems invariably reach equilibrium by aligning in antithesis."
Example? I thought you'd never ask.
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» Sharp as a Marble links with: A Note About Intelligent Design
December 10, 2004
I once thought I was schizophrenic, but something inside me said that was crazy.
I once thought I was paranoid, but later realized I was probably overreacting.
I once thought I might be a kleptomaniac. I have no idea where I picked that idea up from.
Your turn.
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Yeah, I'm paranoid. But worrying gives me something to do with all the extra energy from the upside of the bipolar disorder one of my personalities has.
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December 02, 2004
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November 23, 2004
You can always negotiate, sure...If you have the ability and willingness to wage war.* Read More "Negotiate?" »
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November 20, 2004
Well, of course Iraq was about oil in the end. Because oil is the most easily accessed and used source of energy, and everything is about energy.
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October 22, 2004
Vote on November 2nd. Democrats get to vote as often as they like, so we should all vote at least once.
By Ann Coulter on Right Wing News.
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October 18, 2004
"The M-16: The best friend our enemies ever had."
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October 04, 2004
If FDR had followed the Kerry Doctrine in 1941, he would have asked Congress to declare war on Germany, then refused to fire a shot until the French and Germans could be enlisted as allies.
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September 28, 2004
I've noticed that the girls who are prettiest in photos are never as pretty in person/when talking, and that the girls who are prettiest in motion are never as pretty when frozen in a snapshot?
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September 22, 2004
Well, I don't know if she'll let you steal it, but I did. Folks, this is perhaps the best comment I've ever seen on this site. It is in the comments for this post, but I want to make sure everyone has the chance to see it
Statistics are a lot like a penis: interesting, fun, easily manipulated, and the size must be kept in perspective with regard to other factors.
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August 30, 2004
I've had TDY's (temporary duty assignments) that were longer than the time period John F. Kerry is using as the centerpiece of his campaign.
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August 26, 2004
The push for individual liberties has done much to ensure that people can do whatever they want...
...unfortunately, it seems like what most people really want to do is be the biggest jerk they can be.
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August 17, 2004
"Generation 'Y'? More like Generation Whiney!"
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July 15, 2004
But there is a significant difference, nonetheless:
My religion doesn't dictate my politics, rather, what my religion has taught me about humanity dictates my politics.
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June 27, 2004
You just got to think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"
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June 20, 2004
I never thought fighting the Global War on Terror would mean our own news media would be fighting against us.
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June 14, 2004
The mindset of the Left is much easier to grasp when you consider their only experience with tyranny is Dad not letting take the BMW to a party, and their only experience with poverty is not being able to afford an extra shot of espresso because they spent their allowance on the new Indigo Girls CD.
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May 29, 2004
"The news media used to tell us what we wanted to know; now they tell us what they want us to hear."
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