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June 10, 2005

My Conversation With My Readers « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. » « Snarky Self-Deprecation »

Me: So. How is everyone?

Readers:

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March 16, 2005

A Badly-Done Moment of Unabashed Pragmatic Theft of Jeff G.'s Blog-Memes « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

...so why can't you eat it, too, that's what I'm wondering. But I will have my pie and eat it, too, because I AM A CITIZEN JOURNALIST, AND I DEMAND PIE...or Martha Stewart will slide a shiv between someone's ribs for me. Of course, the shiv will be fashioned from materials left over from the Big House's Thanksgiving celebration, which is a good thing. You know?

Apple:

Me: There's no reason it couldn't be an apple pie, if you get my drift...

Apple:

Deadbeat Neighbor: If you're done ranting at that apple, can I borrow it for my mid-morning snack?

UPDATE: Because of THE HYPOCRISY!!!

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March 01, 2005

Nick Smith Explains His Distaste for Condescension « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »
It's a tiny bit arrogant of people to go around worrying about those less fortunate.
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February 28, 2005

Nick Smith Displays A Bit of Scathing Insight « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »
Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.

UPDATE:
Yeah, this was the inspiration...

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» resurrectionsong links with: The Second Ignora-Blogging Award of the Evening (Updated)

November 19, 2004

November 18, 2004

Sherrif Langston Demonstrates a Keen Awareness of the Inherent Instability in the Locus between Geographic and Temporal Positions « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »
Today, my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

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August 23, 2004

"Old Man" Clemens Speaks to His Wife and a Washed-Up Metal Band Simultaneously « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »
Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.

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June 05, 2004

Talking Back to the Classics, Pt 1 « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"Um, I respectfully disagree, Will. The first thing we do is kill all the reporters. That should bring the ACLU scrabbling out from the baseboards. If we just kill them, and maybe a few of the worst malpractice lawyers for example, the remaining lawyers shouldn't be much trouble."

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May 28, 2004

David St. Hubbins Mulls His Surprising Emotional Stability « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation."

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May 27, 2004

Frank Drebin Explains « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."

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Dr. Thornton Poole Reveals His Oral Fixation « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!"

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Reviews of Former Vice President's Insane Rant in Five Words or Less: « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

Nation Lucky Gore's Not President.

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May 24, 2004

Heimlich Expresses a Willingness to Help « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"Ach! Candy Corn! Let me help you to eat it!"

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A Law Enforcement Icon Expresses His Regret Over His Inability to Accept His Rival's World View « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity. Farewell"

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May 19, 2004

Frank Ramsey Contributes to Interservice Rivalry « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force."

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Chris Knight Reveals His Helpful Side « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"If there's ever anything I can do for you . . . or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?"

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Mr. Kerber Narrows It Down « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »

"Remember to memorize pages 39 through 110 for tomorrow's lesson."

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May 18, 2004

Chandler Jarrell Turns Down an Offer of Employment « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »
And, it's your destiny to seek some serious psychiatric help.

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Otto West Receives an Explanation on His Location on the Bell Curve « Meme Stolen from Jeff G. »
Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!

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