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May 05, 2005

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The half-life of a woman's beauty is a base-ten system. Her attractiveness will be halved by the addition of 10 pounds, the advance of 10 years, or the removal of 10 inches of hair.

The absolute limit of a man's attractiveness is a base-two system. As soon as he says two specific words, the love his chosen mate has for him is replaced with hate, derision, and disdain:

"I do."

Posted by Nathan at 11:09 PM | Comments (5)
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Oh. Now, that's not happy.

Posted by: zombyboy at May 6, 2005 11:10 AM

Hmm. I thought it was "where's dinner?".

Posted by: Jo at May 6, 2005 12:16 PM

Ouch.

Posted by: GradualDazzle at May 6, 2005 10:36 PM

The amazing thing is how soon the 10,10,10 rule goes into effect after the "I do" part. Snap! That quick.

Posted by: Biz at May 8, 2005 08:26 PM

Wow. That's harsh. But as a single guy in his 40s, you at least made me feel better.

Of course you'll change your mind ...

Posted by: IB Bill at May 10, 2005 07:07 AM
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