Brain Fertilizer

From the last time:

I once thought I was schizophrenic, but something inside me said that was crazy.
I once thought I was paranoid, but later realized I was probably overreacting.
I once thought I might be a kleptomaniac. I have no idea where I picked that idea up from.

Your Turn:

I used to be indecisive, but now.....oh hell, I don't know, maybe, maybe not.

posted by Sharp as a Marble on December 10, 2004 11:05 AM

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I used to have suicidal tendacies. I could just kill myself for thinking that way.

I used to think I was sick all the time, turned out to be hypochondria. See there? I KNEW there had to be SOMETHING!

posted by spacemonkey on December 10, 2004 11:34 AM

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I once thought I had Attention Deficiency Dis...HEY! Is that a platypus?

posted by Sharp as a Marble on December 10, 2004 11:52 AM

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I once thought I was getting forgetful, but I wasn't.

posted by Sharp as a Marble on December 10, 2004 11:53 AM

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I once thought I was getting forgetful, but I wasn't

posted by Sharp as a Marble on December 10, 2004 11:54 AM

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I once thought I had delusions of grandeur, but then I thought, "ME!? Have delusions of grandeur? How absurd!"

posted by McGehee on December 12, 2004 05:34 AM

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(Minor variation of the last one):
I used to be afraid I came across as too self-absorbed. What do you think, do I seem that way to you?

posted by Nathan on December 12, 2004 06:54 AM

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I used to procrastinate, but I never got around to doing anything about it.

posted by JAB on December 12, 2004 06:08 PM

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"Are you always right?"

"Well, I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken."

posted by Chrees on December 13, 2004 11:31 AM

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I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV

posted by Jeremy on December 14, 2004 09:39 AM

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I never use to be able to finish things, but now I

posted by HailToTheKing on June 15, 2005 06:46 AM

What can you come up with this time?