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August 10, 2004

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During World War Two, Great Britain sent a team of commandos behind enemy lines to foil Hitler's plot to cross the channel and invade the island nation. The team consisted of Miller and Chapman from London, MacTaggart from Glasgow, O'Donnel from Dublin, and Preston, a demolitions expert from Canada.

The had no problems parachuting in, but as they were moving toward their objective, they encountered a small patrol. They ambushed the Germans and killed them all with knives and silenced weapons, but a stray bullet grazed MacTaggart's leg.

"That's it," Chapman said. "We might as well send MacTaggart home now."

"Why?" asked Preston. "We need every man to foil Hitler's plan!"

"Unfortunately," Chapman continued, "as we all know..."

"...A notched Scot never foils."

Posted by Nathan at 08:00 AM | Comments (8)
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Worst. Pun. Yet.

Posted by: zombyboy at August 10, 2004 08:50 AM

Emphasis on "yet."

Posted by: McGehee at August 10, 2004 09:24 AM

Exactly. I still have most of my life ahead of me to outdo this.

Posted by: Nathan at August 10, 2004 09:31 AM

That you saw fit to port that bit of rummage ...is beyond me. You should have scotched it when you had the chance. Rye anyone would bourbon us with that bit of distilled humor ....Still you have the right to do so ...so I shall quit my wineing.

Posted by: Guy S. at August 10, 2004 11:31 AM

It was just about bad enough tequila person reading it, wasn't it?

Posted by: Nathan at August 10, 2004 11:52 AM

You can do worse, Nathan? I fear for more children's future.

Posted by: JFH at August 10, 2004 02:10 PM

Not just "can", but "strive for".

Posted by: Nathan at August 10, 2004 02:21 PM

Can? One could make the case that he has more puns bottled up inside of him than you can a-magnum. Not cap this latest? Vat chance.

Posted by: McGehee at August 11, 2004 06:39 AM
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