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July 23, 2004

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You've seen the symbols on the back of cars: the fish representing Christianity, and the snarky response from evolutionists of a fish with feet.

One could point out the idiocy of the Darwin symbol: since there are no fossil records of fish with feet, they are actually highlighting a major problem with their theory. But that's not the point of this post.

No, I'd like to discuss what the fish symbol really means. It is quite possible that the evolutionists don't realize that the fish symbol actually is an acronym.

But since they came up with their own symbol, complete with the word "Darwin", as a deliberate response, I guess that means their symbol must be based on an acronym, as well.

What could it be, then?

"Duplicitous Atheists Require Widespread Idiotic Nonsense." Yep, that describes the way they've pushed a weak and internally inconsistent Evolution Theory as fact. Although, I guess it could just as easily be "Dumb Atheists Really Want Ignorance Nationwide." I'm not sure, but either one will do.

"Dead Ancestors Really Weren't Indigenous Neanderthals" Again, that's an accurate statement. So maybe that's it.

Any other suggestions?

Posted by Nathan at 09:56 AM | Comments (10)

I think you have to convert D-A-R-W-I-N to Greek first.

*gets out his old physics texts (where he learned Greek)*

D - Delta
A - Alpha
R - Rho...

Posted by: Jeremy at July 23, 2004 12:56 PM

I love telling this story.

I was walking into a store one day when I saw this guy get out of his car which was plastered with the Darwin fish and various anti-religious bumperstickers. Most of them referred to religious people as mindless drones.

Anyway, I walked up to him and started a conversation.

Me: I see your a Darwin fan. I take it you subscribe to evolution, right?

Him: Yeah.

Me: What's your opinion of chapter 9's points on the imperfection of the geological record?

Him: Chapter 9? What?

Me: You know, Origin of the Species? Kind of the "Bible of Evolution" and all.

Him: Never read it.

Turns out, he'd never read any of Darwin's papers or works. He believed in something he'd never read or studied. And he had the gall to call religious people stupid!

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at July 23, 2004 01:04 PM

I read this quote somewhere, but I can't, for the life of me, find it again:
It went something like this:
"The two most-quoted but least read books are 'The Bible' and 'Origin of Species'"

Posted by: Jeremy at July 23, 2004 01:25 PM

...sounds about right.

Posted by: Nathan at July 23, 2004 05:19 PM


Damned And Roaring With Ill Nill

Down And Really Whining In Nastiness

Dreaded Abortionists Roaring Win In Netherworld

Does Anyone Really Want Intellectual Naysaying

Dancing Around Rashes With Immense Neuroses

Darwin Allowed Reason While Inspiring Nothing

Posted by: -S- at July 23, 2004 05:23 PM


[bows to your puissance]

...I know who I'm going to ask next time I need a scathing acronym spelled out.

Posted by: Nathan at July 23, 2004 05:33 PM

O.K., I admit it, I have to go look up the definition of "puissance" in my Webster's...

Posted by: -S- at July 23, 2004 08:43 PM

Way to show them nonbelievers! heh

Posted by: Todd Johnson at July 25, 2004 12:17 AM

An acronym for Christians: Careless Hopefuls Reject Intellectual Science To Ignorantly Accept Nonsensical Stories, it's a stretch, but i think it gets the point across.

Posted by: Brandon at March 22, 2005 04:22 PM

...took you the whole 8 months to think of that one, eh? [grin]

Posted by: Nathan at March 22, 2005 05:05 PM
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