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March 01, 2008

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Watch for such quotes as:

I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life.

BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual.

Keep reading to the end, or you'll miss:

I crept behind the Mrs. PacMan game, and when I heard the perp reload, jumped up with my trusty K-Bar, and threw it into the perp’s arm, pinning him against the wall behind him.

The poster writes as if it actually happened.

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