Brain Fertilizer

...or maybe you didn't. Because as near as I can figure, except for about a dozen of you with nothing better to do, my traffic seems to be based on "Mentos Bird Commercial" searches. It's a niche, and I've filled it admirably. [grin]

Regardless, I'm going on record as saying that, no matter what the specifics of political acumen or achievement, there will never be a President Gingrich, simply based on the name alone. Likewise, the United States populace will also never vote in sufficient numbers to elect a "Newt" to the office of the President.