Brain Fertilizer

I see that this only applies to high school cheer.

I was pretty surprised during the 2004 college football season at some of the routines. I mean, it's one thing on TV, but when you're ten feet away from them, it's even...more uncomfortable. There are two groups, one pretty much does cheerleader stuff, and even though they're wearing about seven square inches of fabric, it's ok. But the other group does this weird sexy dancing stuff, in these outfits that would be highly appropriate for someone who makes her living on a pole.

I mean, I don't want to put the girls down or anything, they're very lithe and obviously work very hard, but...really, if you look at most of the women spectators sitting nearest the field, they all exchange nervous glances with each other or suddenly start studying the roster really really hard when the girls come by for a dance. It's bizarre and awkward.

Birth rates in this country are dangerously low right now. If it weren't for Cheerleader dance excited jocks and the resulting teen pregnancy, our population would already be shrinking.