Brain Fertilizer

I found this through Michelle Malkin, so I'm sure Teflon's getting a deluge of hits from here. In comparison, a BrainStorm from me isn't going to be more than a light drizzle. Still, I think it's pretty cool, so I'm still going to link his piece on the highly-edited PC Bible.

Including his take on a modern version of the 10 Commandments:

1. I am the cool mack daddy of the dope hype flow. Give me props and mad respect.
2. Don't be kneeling for some bling bling.
3. Don't be throwing my name around, be it J. Hovah or Yah Diddy.
4. Yo, Sunday is "funday", ya dig?
5. Respect your moms, your pops, or whoever it was raised you, unless they whack.
6. Thou shalt not bust a cap in someone's ass.
7. Don't be running around on people like they don't know.
8. No five-finger discounts.
9. Don't front.
10. If your neighbor's got a fly crib or a pimped-out set of wheels, that's they bidness, not yours