Brain Fertilizer

Via GeoPolitical Review.

Here's a few to whet your appetite:

6) No other entity but the United States (and her true allies) could have attained this momentous result.

7) The election is unlikely to lead to a civil war.

8) 20 years from now, Syrians witnessing Iraqi expatriates voting in Damascus will be viewed as a notable factor in the Syrian dictatorship's demise.