Brain Fertilizer

I believe in a right to life. I believe in the dignity and sancitity of human life.

And that's why I advocate Spammers right to die with dignity. Although a case can be made that if something isn't actually human and obviously lacks feelings or any sensitivity whatsoever, it can't actually feel agony, I still believe that common human decency demands that we err on the side of caution. Even if they deserve no better, if we use slow and painful methods of killing Spammers, we risk become no better than they are.

No, I must strongly and forcefully insist that we use the most humane methods for ending the lives of terminal Spammers...

...as long as, of course, they die, die, Die, DIE, DIE!!!!!!!