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November 30, 2004

I Hope I Get One « Link O' Admiration »

Thanksgiving Double Bonus: I have learned how to knit. That’s right. All you bitches are getting scarves for Christmas. Or, judging by how quickly I’m going, pot holders. Asymmetrical pot holders. But one day I will be a knitting goddess and I will attend Stich n’ Bitch meetings and knit highly improbable things like cell-phone cozies and lingerie. You wait. It’s gonna be fabulous."

You can never have enough asymmetrical pot holders. And you gotta admire someone who can spell asymmetrical correctly.

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