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November 05, 2004

I Know This Won't Be Well-Received, But... « Social Issues »


...going on looks alone*, I wouldn't want either one. Jenna looks like she's getting ready to join the East German Shotput team**, and Barbara looks like the kind of girl who sets fire to your '78 Trans Am because she overheard another girl saying you have cute hair in the dormitory rec room.

I'll pass, thanks.

*I'm sure in real life they are really wonderful.

**Heck, you could use her chin for an anvil.

Posted by Nathan at 07:54 PM | Comments (8)
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I kinda like Barbara meself (but then I always was attracted to the dangerous ones -- as is evidenced by my marrying a woman who thought Glenn Close was playing a sympathetic character in Fatal Attraction...)

Posted by: LDH at November 5, 2004 10:33 PM

...but do they "do parties"?

(tee hee)

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at November 6, 2004 03:24 AM

Frankly, I think Babs is a babe. But what's creapy about this pic is Jenna - at this angle, she looks just like Dubya in drag.

Posted by: Robert the Llama Butcher at November 6, 2004 06:59 AM

Barbara is a babe. But she looks like she knows it, and there's that "psycho" quality lurking just beneath the surface. Maybe I'm having too many flashbacks from days at Baylor, because there's no b**ch like a Texas b**ch.
I'm right with you on your opinion of Jenna. She's getting beefy.

Posted by: Nathan at November 6, 2004 08:58 AM

If my '78 Trans-Am is the price to pay, then I say, "burn, baby, burn".

Posted by: j.d. at November 6, 2004 10:38 AM

Oh come on. Jenna would be fun to drink some cold beer with, and might embarass you by drinking you under the table, and Babs is hot. Unreservedly. She could very well be psycho, but there's a good chance that ANY female is psycho. And besides, you know what "they" say about rich girls: the worse you treat 'em, the better they like it.

Posted by: jb at November 6, 2004 09:36 PM

I think the correct phrasing is: "treat the whores like princesses and the princesses like whores".

Posted by: Datou at November 7, 2004 06:07 PM

A burned Trans Am is a small price to pay for crazy-woman sex.

Posted by: dorkafork at November 7, 2004 08:51 PM
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