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November 02, 2004

Election 2004! (UPDATED) « Politics As Usual »

...looks like I chose a bad time to stop sniffing glue...!

UPDATE: I have just been informed that I inadvertantly stole this point from the Llama Butchers. Now that this has been pointed out, I must say that I thought of this on my own before I didn't think of it on my own. Or something.

I'm so humiliated.

I die. My shame causes my cheeks to turn red, emitting infrared radiation to the point that the average temperature of all the seas raises 4 degrees, killing 90% of the sea life. Their bloated carcasses wash up on the shores, and the poison gas from their decomposing bodies blights crops, and all those who do not die from tainted atmosphere die in turn from starvation. Oh, the embarassment!

Posted by Nathan at 06:20 PM | Comments (1)
» The LLama Butchers links with: LIVE LLAMA BLOGGING--Election Day 2004!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at November 2, 2004 06:36 PM
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