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September 21, 2004

This Came To Me As I Was Sitting At A Stop Light On My Morning Commute « Puns »

So a monarch of a small Eastern European nation was out golfing one day. He was having a pretty bad day, shooting bogies or double bogies on every hole. But he hit a nice drive on the 18th hole, hit a nice chip shot from the rough, and the ball was only a few inches from the cup. If he successfully sank the putt, he would actually make par on a hole!

So he tapped it in. No problem.

Immediately a police cruiser roared out from behind a bush, tearing up the greens to skid to a halt next to His Royal Highness. Two troopers jumped out and slammed him to the ground, slapping cuffs on him and hauling him to his feet again.

"I don't get it," said His Majesty. "What did I do?"

In response, the policeman pointed to a sign just off the rough:

"No Par, King"

Posted by Nathan at 07:47 AM | Comments (1)


Posted by: maggie katzen at September 21, 2004 10:33 PM
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