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August 27, 2004

Why Is This Girl Smiling? « Humor »

No, seriously: why?!?!

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LONDON -- Actress Alicia Witt models what is claimed to be the most colossal waste of effort in creating stupidest hat ever made, the $2,700,000 Champrau d'Amour, by celebrity couture hat designer Louis Mariette, at Christies in London. The hat is covered entirely in dazzling diamonds and inspired by entwined ivy and bluebells. (06/14/04 AP photo)

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LONDON -- Actress Alicia Witt models what is claimed to be the most expensive hat ever made, the $2,700,000 Champrau d'Amour, by celebrity couture hat designer Louis Mariette, at Christies in London. The hat is covered entirely in dazzling diamonds and inspired by entwined ivy and bluebells. (06/14/04 AP photo)
Posted by Nathan at 01:33 PM | Comments (3)
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That looks like something created by Dr. Seuss. I suppose you would have to be incredibly wealthy to wear it, because you'd need to pay someone to lead you around since it blocks your vision.

Posted by: Jordana at August 27, 2004 02:32 PM

Why is this girl smiling?

Because having her brain devoured by a Slivorjian Brainsucker is actually quite a pleasant sensation that has become all the rage among our nation's media and entertainment elites.

Well, ya gotta admit it would explain a lot...

Posted by: McGehee at August 27, 2004 02:35 PM

Alicia Witt is supposed to have one of the highest IQs in Hollywood (Insert joke here)... but honestly, anyone who graduated HS at age 14 can't be all that dumb.

Posted by: JFH at August 28, 2004 04:56 PM