Brain Fertilizer

Honestly Occifer, I've only had 6 three packs.

"See, first you start with railroad tracks. Later, you can try low stone walls. But with enough practice, you'll soon be fence-straddling just like me!"

Senator Kerry demonstrates how tracking polls work.

"I learned to do this in Vietnam".

"Walking these rails reminds me of when I was in Vietnam. On the patrol boat, we had to use trains to get us from one check point to another."

"On, the water? Mr. Kerry?"

"Water, I'm talking about the fact that jobs are being shipped overseas by train, because of the Bush's illegal War in Iraq."

"On the train, Senator?"

"Train jobs, those are being hurt the most."Or alternatively:"I always wanted to be an Engineer, I studying Engineering for 5 years before I found out it had nothing to do with trains."

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"You think this is hard? You try to appeal to the Dean/Moore fanbase while sounding sane..."

"You know that movie? The one about trains? That was based on my life. You know, just like the one with Ali McGraw that was based on that loser Al Gore and his wife. Anyway, I'm talking about the train movie, you know the one, about the guy who skippered a swift boat in Vietnam, came home and rode a train. Why are you looking at me like that? Do you know who I am?"

I don't think anyone actually wants to win this contest, ya know?
i.e., not one person has tried to kiss up to me at all.

"No traction in the polls! It must be Edwards' fault. I knew I should've chosen Nathan as my running-mate."

(Happy now?)