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August 11, 2004

Caption Contest! « Humor »


The winner gets their own pun, written especially for them!

...okay, maybe I should think of a better punishment prize...

Posted by Nathan at 05:14 AM | Comments (10)

Honestly Occifer, I've only had 6 three packs.

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at August 11, 2004 06:13 AM

"See, first you start with railroad tracks. Later, you can try low stone walls. But with enough practice, you'll soon be fence-straddling just like me!"

Posted by: Jimmie at August 11, 2004 06:33 AM

Senator Kerry demonstrates how tracking polls work.

Posted by: McGehee at August 11, 2004 06:41 AM

"I learned to do this in Vietnam".

Posted by: Mad Mikey at August 11, 2004 06:57 AM

"Walking these rails reminds me of when I was in Vietnam. On the patrol boat, we had to use trains to get us from one check point to another."

"On, the water? Mr. Kerry?"

"Water, I'm talking about the fact that jobs are being shipped overseas by train, because of the Bush's illegal War in Iraq."

"On the train, Senator?"

"Train jobs, those are being hurt the most."Or alternatively:"I always wanted to be an Engineer, I studying Engineering for 5 years before I found out it had nothing to do with trains."

Posted by: Jeremy at August 11, 2004 08:43 AM

Posted by: Jo at August 11, 2004 09:59 AM

"You think this is hard? You try to appeal to the Dean/Moore fanbase while sounding sane..."

Posted by: Chrees at August 11, 2004 04:33 PM

"You know that movie? The one about trains? That was based on my life. You know, just like the one with Ali McGraw that was based on that loser Al Gore and his wife. Anyway, I'm talking about the train movie, you know the one, about the guy who skippered a swift boat in Vietnam, came home and rode a train. Why are you looking at me like that? Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: McGehee at August 11, 2004 06:59 PM

I don't think anyone actually wants to win this contest, ya know?
i.e., not one person has tried to kiss up to me at all.

Posted by: Nathan at August 11, 2004 08:46 PM

"No traction in the polls! It must be Edwards' fault. I knew I should've chosen Nathan as my running-mate."

(Happy now?)

Posted by: McGehee at August 13, 2004 05:34 AM
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