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July 21, 2004

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In the spirit of Chuck's apologies (which were, in turn, inspired by Sandy Berger's "explanation" of how he accidentally removed classified documents and just happened to destroy some of them), I offer my excuse apology:

I really didn't intend to make any of those puns. They were complete accidents. The fact that I put them all in the category of "Puns" was competely inadvertant, and were not intended to help the Bush Administration's campaign for re-election in any way, shape, or form. I will be stepping down as the Unofficial Punster of the Bush Administration as soon as the investigation into my purely unintentional puns reaches the mainstream news media and it no longer seems politically expedient for me to remain in this Unofficial Capacity.

Hat Tip to Jay Solo.

Posted by Nathan at 07:54 AM | Comments (1)

Yeah, yeah, we've only heard that one about a million times. "Honest, Officer, I was just sitting here at my computer, cleaning my thesaurus, and it went off!"

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at July 21, 2004 01:53 PM
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