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July 18, 2004

Why Kerry Chose Edwards « Humor »

Okay, the theory is that Presidents go into office looking young and chipper, and leave office looking 20 years older; the stresses of the job wear them down and make them look like death warmed over.

Well, Kerry already looks like that. And without the Botox, you can even skip the "warmed over" part. So why did he pick such an energetic and young-looking running mate? I can explain it in six words:

The Vice-Presidency of Dorian Gray.

Posted by Nathan at 09:58 PM | Comments (0)
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