Brain Fertilizer

Advice for the kids: don't smoke. Because one day you'll either have to quit, which sucks, or die from it, which sucks almost as much.

Heck, this is good, too:

I watched them laughing with each other and became extremely bothered. And by that, I mean jealous. These people have no debt. These people have college to look forward to. These people are as thin as they will ever be in their lives.