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May 15, 2004

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CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al- Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush immediately stated that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq did indeed possess weapons of maths instruction.

Posted by Nathan at 06:08 AM | Comments (2)

Aha! No doubt he was a member of the al-Gebra terrorist group, feared by schoolkids the world around!

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at May 15, 2004 08:00 AM

I thought comical web puns were banned.

Posted by: Francis at May 15, 2004 04:32 PM
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