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April 28, 2004

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This is too cool.

Your assignment? Name the location, type, and entry requirements for other institutions of higher learning named after and established in honor of other politicians.

suggestions for ya'll to run with:
The John F. Kerry Snowboarding Course
The Al Gore Internet Institute
Bill Eta Pi Clinton Fraternity...

You are free to use these or develop your own.

Posted by Nathan at 11:50 AM | Comments (7)
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The Jimmy Carter Home Correspondence Course?
Or the Carter Technical Institute?

Posted by: Jeremy at April 28, 2004 03:21 PM

...I was thinking a good one might be the George W. Bush Community College. Fully funded by rich Republican families so anyone who is accepted gets all tuition and fees paid for them...but start creeping up above a 3.0 and you lose your scholarship, because you have to maintain a C average at all times.

Posted by: Nathan at April 28, 2004 04:19 PM

Rodham Academy -- all graduates receive an MrS. degree after a grueling four-year course in Domineering, PsychoBitchology, and How to Ride Your Husband's Coattails into a Position of Great and Unaccountable Power.

Posted by: keeping myself to myself at April 28, 2004 06:38 PM

The Ross Perot Finishing School for Wal-Mart Senior Management.

Think Hamburger University for McDonalds.

Posted by: Jeremy at April 28, 2004 07:56 PM

Edward Kennedy University, on Cape Cod. Listed by MTV, Time Magazine, and the Villge Voice as the #1 Party School in the nation for 4 consecutive years. Campus Groups Include an active Greek system and a top-notch intramural Swimming League. The School of Media is operated by the producers of the Girls Gone Wild video library. EKU is also the only university on the east coast to boast a complete research facility of the famous Kinsey Sex Research Institute in space provided in the Marilyn Monroe Dormatory, as well as the Mary Jo Kopeckney Memorial Infirmatory.

Students can chose from a course catalog rich with classes in Bartending, Pornographic Studies, Euro-Centric Guilt, The New American Catholicism, and Automobile Stunt Driving.

GPA's just don't matter at EKU, as long as you Look Good and have a sizable trust fund. No trust fund? We always need students to participate in our Indigent Enrichment Programs. Waitress, bartend, or mop toilets for the Biff's and Scooters of EKU, and you too can graduate with that impressive EKU diploma.

Posted by: Mamamontezz at May 1, 2004 10:04 AM

I think we have a winner, folks!
Mamamontezz, that was beautiful!

Posted by: Nathan at May 1, 2004 10:19 AM

Awww, shucks guys.

Posted by: Mamamontezz at May 1, 2004 06:55 PM
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