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The Jimmy Carter Home Correspondence Course?
Or the Carter Technical Institute?

...I was thinking a good one might be the George W. Bush Community College. Fully funded by rich Republican families so anyone who is accepted gets all tuition and fees paid for them...but start creeping up above a 3.0 and you lose your scholarship, because you have to maintain a C average at all times.

Rodham Academy -- all graduates receive an MrS. degree after a grueling four-year course in Domineering, PsychoBitchology, and How to Ride Your Husband's Coattails into a Position of Great and Unaccountable Power.

The Ross Perot Finishing School for Wal-Mart Senior Management.

Think Hamburger University for McDonalds.

Edward Kennedy University, on Cape Cod. Listed by MTV, Time Magazine, and the Villge Voice as the #1 Party School in the nation for 4 consecutive years. Campus Groups Include an active Greek system and a top-notch intramural Swimming League. The School of Media is operated by the producers of the Girls Gone Wild video library. EKU is also the only university on the east coast to boast a complete research facility of the famous Kinsey Sex Research Institute in space provided in the Marilyn Monroe Dormatory, as well as the Mary Jo Kopeckney Memorial Infirmatory.

Students can chose from a course catalog rich with classes in Bartending, Pornographic Studies, Euro-Centric Guilt, The New American Catholicism, and Automobile Stunt Driving.

GPA's just don't matter at EKU, as long as you Look Good and have a sizable trust fund. No trust fund? We always need students to participate in our Indigent Enrichment Programs. Waitress, bartend, or mop toilets for the Biff's and Scooters of EKU, and you too can graduate with that impressive EKU diploma.

I think we have a winner, folks!
Mamamontezz, that was beautiful!

Awww, shucks guys.